The Target Trap

Never go to Target without a list. Just don't do it. You show up needing a tube of toothpaste and a pair of flip flops (because it's getting nice outside and your puppy decided to chew all of your sandals) and end up with this laundry list:

• Toothpaste (Yay! I remembered what I needed without a list)
• Flip Flops (Again, success!)
• Balsamic Vinegar (In a stroke of genius, recalled I had used the last of it the night before. Another item I actually needed)
• Tide To Go Pen (Ummm, a coworker told me it worked wonders. Why I was in the laundry aisle and noticed it is, however, a mystery)
• Oxy Clean stain spray (No excuse, a complete impulse buy. I stain a lot of clothes)
  
• 3 Bags of polished glass rock thingies to go in my new vase
• Some candles and candle trays (Hey! SALE!)
• A new digital camera (I have NO self control)
• A bottle of wine (Always justified. 'Nuff said)
• Spinach (At least it's healthy...)
• The realization that I should not be trusted with a car, a credit card, and a chance to enter Target without a time limit

Stay strong. Bring a list.